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Fat Violent Dykes is a song by Rucka Rucka Ali, released in his 2011 album Probably Racist. It is a parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry.

LyricsEdit

There's some crazy lesbians

Full of AIDS and PMS

Bigger than hot-air balloons

Tryna' tell me what to do


All them dykes are pretty large

Sniffin' on each other's farts

Carpet munching, what it do?

Is this a Asian or a Jew?


Bitches all act like, they know what shit's right, for you

It's very important for our society

Soon them dumb fat dykes will control the world

I'm screwed

DAMN!


Fat violent dykes!

Always bitchin' all the time

Always wishin' they were guys

No one giving them the cock

Fat violent dykes!

Always tryna' be the boss

Where's the kitchen? Are you lost?

Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!

When these bitches gonna die?

Why you hatin' on the guys?

You're just mad at all your pops

Fat violent dykes!

Put these bitches in the yard

Let 'em run around and bark

Get the sand out of your twat

Bitch, amirite?


You just don't like men

Women are smarter than men!

Bitch, amirite?

Someone touched you there, when you were young


Trying to respect a bitch

But you made me slit my wrists

I'm black Jesus with a blunt

You're fat Hitler with a cunt


When some bitch is president

We'll be living in a tent

Black people are like "Oh, well. Either way, I'll be in jail!"

There's a dumb fat dyke, running every fucking school

It's true

So no one reads and writes but the chinks, and kykes, and spooks

Hey, two out of three ain't bad!

Fat violent dykes!

All these bitches playing God

Tell them bitches, get a job

Better yet, just suck a cock

Fat violent dykes!

Do some dishes and get fucked

I don't wanna hear you talk

Go beat off into a sock

Fat violent dykes!

Why do bitches think they smart?

They can't even drive a car

Ever see one try to park?

Fat violent dykes!

I don't wanna hold your coat

Bad enough you get to vote

Bitch don't touch my credit card

Bitch, amirite?


You just don't like men

We want equal pay in the workplace!

Bitch, amirite?

Someone touched you there when you were young

Bitch, amirite?


Christ, dykes are mad at the world

Who striked your vagina when you were a girl

You lonely?

Wanna blow me?

You could go get a sandwhich for me

Where's daddy?

Is he a raper?

He in jail with your Asian neighbour?

It's okay, let go of your anger

Here's a tampon and a used coat hanger


I can't believe this hate speech is allowed to be on the internet!

It's so disrespectful to women!

We're gonna find this guy and givew him some sensitivity training!

You're a sexist fascist!


I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING!


Always bitchin' all the time

Always wishing they were guys

No one giving them the cock

Fat violent dykes!

Always tryna' be the boss

Where's the kitchen? Are you lost?

Heat some food up in a pot

Fat violent dykes!

When these bitches gonna die?

Why you hatin' on the guys?

You're just mad at all your pops

Fat violent dykes!

Put these bitches in the yard

Let 'em run around and bark

Get the sand out of your twat

Bitch, amirite?

CameosEdit

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